The author humorously suggests that investors should short whatever stocks they buy, claiming their poor stock selection track record is so consistent that inverse positions would generate wealth. This is a satirical post with no serious investment thesis or fundamental analysis.

Gorilla Technology Group (GRRR) is a small-cap AI company with $510M market cap that generated $101.4M in 2025 revenue and is projected to earn $160-200M in 2026, with CEO targeting $500M by 2027 and a $10B pipeline. The stock appears undervalued at current P/S ratios compared to peers like BBAI and PLTR, with potential 5X upside if 2026 targets are met, though risks include execution risk on revenue recognition, dilution from recent equity offering, and the historically volatile stock price.

Author claims LAX airport uses BigBear.ai facial recognition technology as evidence of strong adoption and future growth potential. Key risks include unverified claim, sentiment based on anecdotal observation rather than fundamentals, and overconfident price target without supporting analysis.