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Your get rich ticket.

NEUTRAL by u/squidippy | Jul 14, 2026 | 1↑ 0 comments | 49 views | VIEW ON REDDIT
$NNE$EOSE$BBAI$UWMC$MSTR$SPCX
$NNE NANO NUCLEAR ENERGY INC. INDUSTRIALS EQUITY SIMULATION
$18.02
-0.84 (-4.45%)
LAST PRICE · 15 MIN DELAY
DAY CHG -4.45%
5D CHG -10.75%
30D CHG -28.15%
$EOSE EOS ENERGY ENTERPRISES, INC. INDUSTRIALS EQUITY SIMULATION
$4.35
-0.05 (-1.14%)
LAST PRICE · 15 MIN DELAY
DAY CHG -1.14%
5D CHG -14.03%
30D CHG -46.76%
$BBAI BIGBEAR.AI, INC. TECHNOLOGY EQUITY SIMULATION
$3.09
-0.18 (-5.50%)
LAST PRICE · 15 MIN DELAY
DAY CHG -5.50%
5D CHG -13.69%
30D CHG -26.43%
$UWMC UWM HOLDINGS CORPORATION FINANCIAL SERVICES EQUITY SIMULATION
$1.39
-0.08 (-5.44%)
LAST PRICE · 15 MIN DELAY
DAY CHG -5.44%
5D CHG -4.14%
30D CHG -26.84%
$MSTR STRATEGY INC TECHNOLOGY EQUITY SIMULATION
$142.80
-2.01 (-1.39%)
LAST PRICE · 15 MIN DELAY
DAY CHG -1.39%
5D CHG +12.17%
30D CHG +45.98%
$SPCX SPACE EXPLORATION TECHNOLOGIES INDUSTRIALS EQUITY SIMULATION
$151.21
+3.02 (+2.04%)
LAST PRICE · 15 MIN DELAY
DAY CHG +2.04%
5D CHG +0.98%
30D CHG +31.41%
AI SUMMARY — The author humorously suggests that investors should short whatever stocks they buy, claiming their poor stock selection track record is so consistent that inverse positions would generate wealth. This is a satirical post with no serious investment thesis or fundamental analysis.
TICKERNNE USERu/squidippy
RATING NEUTRAL ENTRY $18.02
POSITION 92 sh SYN BOOK VAL $1666.67
CURRENT $18.02 P&L % +0.00%
CURR VAL $1666.67 P&L $ +0.00
TICKEREOSE USERu/squidippy
RATING NEUTRAL ENTRY $4.35
POSITION 383 sh SYN BOOK VAL $1666.67
CURRENT $4.35 P&L % +0.00%
CURR VAL $1666.67 P&L $ +0.00
TICKERBBAI USERu/squidippy
RATING NEUTRAL ENTRY $3.08
POSITION 539 sh SYN BOOK VAL $1661.27
CURRENT $3.09 P&L % +0.32%
CURR VAL $1666.67 P&L $ +5.40
TICKERUWMC USERu/squidippy
RATING NEUTRAL ENTRY $2.00
POSITION 833 sh SYN BOOK VAL $1670.83
CURRENT $1.39 P&L % -30.67%
CURR VAL $1158.33 P&L $ -512.50
TICKERMSTR USERu/squidippy
RATING NEUTRAL ENTRY $92.11
POSITION 18 sh SYN BOOK VAL $1666.85
CURRENT $142.80 P&L % +55.03%
CURR VAL $2584.15 P&L $ +917.30
TICKERSPCX USERu/squidippy
RATING NEUTRAL ENTRY $139.22
POSITION 11 sh SYN BOOK VAL $1667.62
CURRENT $151.21 P&L % +8.61%
CURR VAL $1811.25 P&L $ +143.63

Hi fellows stock people. I have an amazing opportunity for you. I have been trading stock for years, and I have the Midas touch of Shi#t. Every single stock i buy or cost average drops to 52 weeks lows, and just keeps dropping. So all you have to do is short the stocks I'm buying and you will get rich. Here they are $NNE, $EOSE, $BBAI, $UWMC, $MSTR, $SPCX.