$NNE$EOSE$BBAI$UWMC$MSTR$SPCX
AI SUMMARY — The author humorously suggests that investors should short whatever stocks they buy, claiming their poor stock selection track record is so consistent that inverse positions would generate wealth. This is a satirical post with no serious investment thesis or fundamental analysis.
| TICKER | NNE |
USER | u/squidippy |
| RATING |
NEUTRAL |
ENTRY |
$18.02
|
| POSITION |
92 sh
SYN
|
BOOK VAL |
$1666.67 |
| CURRENT |
$18.02 |
P&L % |
+0.00%
|
| CURR VAL |
$1666.67 |
P&L $ |
+0.00
|
| TICKER | EOSE |
USER | u/squidippy |
| RATING |
NEUTRAL |
ENTRY |
$4.35
|
| POSITION |
383 sh
SYN
|
BOOK VAL |
$1666.67 |
| CURRENT |
$4.35 |
P&L % |
+0.00%
|
| CURR VAL |
$1666.67 |
P&L $ |
+0.00
|
| TICKER | BBAI |
USER | u/squidippy |
| RATING |
NEUTRAL |
ENTRY |
$3.08
|
| POSITION |
539 sh
SYN
|
BOOK VAL |
$1661.27 |
| CURRENT |
$3.09 |
P&L % |
+0.32%
|
| CURR VAL |
$1666.67 |
P&L $ |
+5.40
|
| TICKER | UWMC |
USER | u/squidippy |
| RATING |
NEUTRAL |
ENTRY |
$2.00
|
| POSITION |
833 sh
SYN
|
BOOK VAL |
$1670.83 |
| CURRENT |
$1.39 |
P&L % |
-30.67%
|
| CURR VAL |
$1158.33 |
P&L $ |
-512.50
|
| TICKER | MSTR |
USER | u/squidippy |
| RATING |
NEUTRAL |
ENTRY |
$92.11
|
| POSITION |
18 sh
SYN
|
BOOK VAL |
$1666.85 |
| CURRENT |
$142.80 |
P&L % |
+55.03%
|
| CURR VAL |
$2584.15 |
P&L $ |
+917.30
|
| TICKER | SPCX |
USER | u/squidippy |
| RATING |
NEUTRAL |
ENTRY |
$139.22
|
| POSITION |
11 sh
SYN
|
BOOK VAL |
$1667.62 |
| CURRENT |
$151.21 |
P&L % |
+8.61%
|
| CURR VAL |
$1811.25 |
P&L $ |
+143.63
|
Hi fellows stock people. I have an amazing opportunity for you. I have been trading stock for years, and I have the Midas touch of Shi#t. Every single stock i buy or cost average drops to 52 weeks lows, and just keeps dropping. So all you have to do is short the stocks I'm buying and you will get rich. Here they are $NNE, $EOSE, $BBAI, $UWMC, $MSTR, $SPCX.