Hello fellow retards,
Who know's what's happening on Monday, 10/26/2026? That's right! You guessed it. Anthropic's S-1 comes out.
https://i.redd.it/p6adi6jpacwh1.png
We all know that the S-1, which contains information that could lead to the following:
https://i.redd.it/iji2z1d8bcwh1.png
if you are a gey ber then you might wonder if it's time to scalp some $spy puts expiring 10/30. If you are a horny bull then maybe consider buying some $spy calls w/ same exp date. Either way I can only imagine that some utter insanity will go down on 10/26 or 10/27. Remember, the USA midterms are only a week later, so make sure to gamble on those as well.
Good luck. May the trisomy 21 be with you.