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BEARISH by u/jamfilleddonut | Sep 25, 2026 | 0↑ 0 comments | 23 views | VIEW ON REDDIT

$SPY

$SPY STATE STREET SPDR S&P 500 ETF T EQUITY SIMULATION

$763.04

-10.05 (-1.30%)

LAST PRICE · 15 MIN DELAY

DAY CHG -1.30%

5D CHG -1.13%

30D CHG -1.07%

AI SUMMARY — The poster bought SPY put options with the humorous expectation that the market will rally against their bearish bet, jokingly crediting themselves for the anticipated market gains. The key risk is that their puts expire worthless if the market continues higher.

TICKER	SPY	USER	u/jamfilleddonut
RATING	BEARISH	ENTRY	$768.33
POSITION	13 sh SYN	BOOK VAL	$10014.93
CURRENT	$763.04	P&L %	-0.69%
CURR VAL	$9946.04	P&L $	-68.89

I took one for the team and bought long SPY puts last night. The market shall now defy all logic and proceed up and to the right in response. You’re welcome.