I wrote a DD on another about this dick pill stock a month ago going to paraphrase it below because I'm lazy.
Ok. Here I go.....
I'm here to talk about the dick pill company $HIMS. Now these guys are revolutionary can get dick pills that look like tick tacks without a doctor prescription and get this these dick pills make your breath smell better.
​
https://preview.redd.it/kuv0me419mmc1.png?width=332&format=png&auto=webp&s=6e6f23709e0eaab3a37092de0191e65fc1c468e1
When i heard this I bought immediately. To be clear. i just use the chewies to fix my breath, and the boner is just side effect. Don't get me wrong I like banging, but I'm shadow banned on bumble (only get fat chicks) so not that useful. But even when i was banging it was wierd, there was always a cat in the room with me. I like cats but not when I'm try to make love "gtfo here paw I'm trying to fuck". Paws never leaves always moves closer to me. And by the 3rd pump its forcing eye contact and then I just... .lose it. Cum uncontrollably. Now i cant get hard w/o a cat in the room with me. So im using these chewies to unlearn this habit. Now I can get hard shopping, get hard working out, and my breath smells minty fresh all the time. fukc paws
Anyway, I researched more. I'm not talking looking through financial statements fukc that, I sleuthed twitter. First I saw this chart...
​
https://preview.redd.it/gbvec4k39mmc1.png?width=1405&format=png&auto=webp&s=77db9ebffda5dfbbb09d855eb9b35e466c71655a
Clearly this chart is not relevant and if I posted when I entered a month ago no one would have joined, because you can't fomo in on a entry at the 200sma. Too logical too smart got to fomo in when its running. Here is $HIMS now
​
https://preview.redd.it/0wcoq33e9mmc1.png?width=1405&format=png&auto=webp&s=c6385cd03666bc91a6548416aa6f16335057a814
A beauty. When I looked at this chart a month+ ago I could see the bounce right on that sma almost for a golden cross, held up pretty well during the oct dump too.
A bit of a history lesson my name is reek because I literally reek hold till $0 and yolo in stocks based on a chart alone.
https://i.redd.it/omr7s81o9mmc1.gif
Once i accepted my name I saw the light. I am reek. So after seeing this chart I deleted robinhood so i wouldn't enter.... not yet. Patience. Had to research more... had to make sure its not a shitter. So I pulled up the CEO statement.
\> According to comments by CEO Andrew Dudum, that will come far sooner than analysts expect. Dudum commented in the company's third-quarter earnings call that GAAP profits will arrive within the first half of 2024. But what really punctuated this was the following comment: "Accelerating momentum could bring attainment of this milestone as early as the fourth quarter of 2023."
Wait so this dick pill company that I use with this perfect ass bullflag is turning a profit. I mean investing in small caps that turn profit is mooner material.
Now lets think for a second. The stock market is at ath, btc is mooning. Where will all this money go???? dick pills & fukcing. I rest my case. I entered.
Now let's transport to current day. $HIMS is now profitable CEO said it and now its true... wierd.
​
https://preview.redd.it/4ngsd9jt9mmc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=ee92ff71579d9c4d8fe9bcfea7b7d97849f67cb3
For the first time ever and getting analyst upgrades. I know another shitter that just profitable. UBER and it has a 167b mkt cap, $HIMS has a paltry 3b. $HIMS is also on the weight loss pill fad were $LLY and $VKTX are leading the way.. its not only AI stocks hulk dicking expand your mind. $HIMS has received analyst upgrades since ER and running like a well oiled erect machine. Enjoy
Options are also cheap check the IV wtf is a stock running this hard have IV in the 60s for leaps $ARM has higher IV