Iran Just Drilled a Ship in Hormuz Today and I’m Buying GRPN Calls 😂🚀

NEUTRAL by u/permaballz | Jun 26, 2026 | 1↑ 0 comments | 30 views | VIEW ON REDDIT

$GRPN

$GRPN GROUPON, INC. COMMUNICATION SERVICES EQUITY SIMULATION

$20.22

-0.08 (-0.39%)

LAST PRICE · 15 MIN DELAY

DAY CHG -0.39%

5D CHG -7.54%

30D CHG -15.96%

AI SUMMARY — User jokes about buying Groupon (GRPN) calls in response to geopolitical tensions with Iran drilling a ship in the Strait of Hormuz. The post appears to be sarcastic/humorous with no coherent investment thesis or serious risk analysis provided.

TICKER	GRPN	USER	u/permaballz
RATING	NEUTRAL	ENTRY	$22.88
POSITION	437 sh SYN	BOOK VAL	$9998.56
CURRENT	$20.22	P&L %	-11.63%
CURR VAL	$8836.14	P&L $	-1162.42